Ahh the weekend. The god given days to rest in a bathrobe while accomplishing nothing. And if its a special weekend drink, be merry, and stick your D in some quality V. But alas this was not to be. Instead, I had a boring weekend with little to know excitement. Though I did have one of the best hookah smokes ever, so not a total loss. Most important thing that happened was textual messaging with kelli while she was drunk. Sad, I know. I walk a lonely path of my own making.
Things are settling into a familiar stride with kelli. Different in that I am careful not to say anything that would let her know I still love her but similar BS we've always had. I'd rather text her while she's hundreds of miles away then talk to my close friends. Not to mention doesn't help my need to get laid scenario. I suck at lying and girls aren't normally turned on by pillow talk that includes I'm in love with another girl. Luckily my hand works just fine and I have all the good sites bookmarked.
Friday night went over to a friends house for a "party". I use the term loosely since it consisted of 12 kids sitting around with their thumbs up their asses drinking shitty beer out of plastic cups. Not to mention my dumb ass bro tagged along. He's older and a jackass. Thinks he's cool, he's not, and he bitches the whole time about shitty my friends are.Though that doesn't stop him from searching them out on the weekend when he's home and bored.
watched the movie Just Friends today. Huge mistake since its a loosely based biography of me. I spent two hours hugging a pillow and smiling afterward. Nothing assured me that kelli will want me in the end like a cliche teen flick. Speaking of kelli. Just got an IM so I gotta go be all friendly and stuff.
Tune in soon for
The continuing adventures of the Night Shift
A trip to see kelli for better or worse...actually worse I already know
How to make gourmet meals for your family on a budget
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