Couple of days off work. Nothing exciting happening. I sleep a lot. Avoid my family. Plan to take over the world. Normal everyday stuff really. Most interesting thing I found out is that Santa Claus Live in Finland. That's right. Fuckin' Finland. At the base of a mountain called Korvatunturi in the arctic circle. I know. I've been led to believe my entire life he lived in the north pole but he doesn't. Finnish people hate the Christmas season because every time they try to correct this geographical misnomer people don't believe them and get downright nasty about it. I've had that experience with everyone I've tried to tell.
Kelli is back in town. Me and her got dinner last night. Applebee's. She paid. A possible first. I'm broke till payday and she offered. Plus she needed a ride into town. The reason she needed that ride into town was to go to a friend of mine's party. So, after dinner me and kelli met cara at the coffee shop she's a barista at and then went to cara's house to get ready. Where apparently being a nice guy is odd in this day age. Cara took a shower, walks back into the room to grab her underwear in only a towel. I looked away to be polite. Cara is cute. Extremely fuckable. Hell, I've whacked it to her. Kidding. Then I looked away again when she came back in just underwear. Kelli informed me I should be looking. Cara said she didn't care. look. I'm like I don't want to. Then they preceded to start drinking and have lovely conversation about how horny they are. wondefuckinful. I wasn't drinking since I was their ride.
Got to the party it was ok. Chatted with two extremely drunk guys. Then played a drinking game. I had a plain glass of lemonade. They didn't realize so I looked like the manliest man this side of the governator. Basically just chillin. kelli gave me a couple interesting looks. The type that mean lets get outta her alone. But I know better then to take her seriously. Then the cops showed up. No biggie for me. I'm under 21 and I hadn't been drinking. Can't get busted for supplying or for underage drinking. Everyone had to leave and they poured out the beers. No real trouble for anybody. Pulled kelli out of the closet she hid in. Left with her cara and the HS flame. Dropped them all at cara's house. Where they decided it'd be a good idea to go to another party. This pissed me off because one they'd been drinking. i don't believe in the I'm fine game. No alcohol period. Not to mention they had just gotten let off easy by the 5-0. I told them that it was a bad idea. Today I get an im from kelli. She broke her phone in the drunken reveille. I felt vindicated. If she hadn't gone the phone wouldn't be broken.
Tune in soon for:
Kelli, what else do I ever focus on
The night before Christmas and the inevitable shit show
10 quick fun treats for a holiday party
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