Merry Fuckin' Christmas

I hate the holidays. All of them. Christmas is at the top of my list currently. Mainly Cause I just went thru more bullshit then a cowboy on the way to market. I worked almost up to the day and even on Christmas day. Some times were enjoyable, most were not.

Monday, I spent the day with kelli. It was magical. We hung out for no apparent reason again. I think she might not have been able to go anywhere or something. idk. We played games together, talked, watched TV and even enjoyed a family dinner with her grandparents. She was close to me, no weirdness. It actually felt like she loved me. I'm half convinced she is and doesn't want to admit. But I know that's not true. Anyway. Monday was good.

Tuesday, was Girls Next Door Xmas. Another wonderful event. Me and three hotties. The waitress at outback called me lucky. Dinner was good then we did presents. I got booze books and porn. As well as nice grab at a pair of titties. They felt wonderful. New years we're all going to a club and I'll get to grind it up. Tuesday was good.

Now onto Christmas Eve, I worked Tuesday night and got off at 7 am. Things started well. I went to my Uncle's for breakfast and to drop off some crab meat. Then to g-ma's for lunch and presents. Lunch sucked no good food. Then to top things off they decided no presents that day. I knew i was working and couldn't make it. I kept quiet though since my mom was already in a super bitchy mood. She creates all the drama in the holidays. Then we went to my other g-ma's. This is the side I like. Dinner was good, finished with baked Alaskan. If you haven't had it, it's like an edible wet dream. Once again presents were delayed, this time to the following morning when I already had a previous brunch engagement. The back home. Step dad and mom still pissed and determined to make Christmas special. They failed.

Christmas Day, Brunch at my step dad's mother's house. It was excellent. Relaxed. Good food. Kelli called me. I was so excited. We chatted for like 15 minutes. I think she misses me. Then I went to other g-ma's for presents. mom calls while I'm there to cause more shit with timing. Luckily I had work. Worked 3-11 bored outta my mind. Worst Christmas ever. Monday was the highlight downhill from there.

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